Sunday, February 28, 1999

Eddie Roberts

The following is an article, basically a piss-take, of one Eddie Roberts, a sales rep who, once a month, visits the garden centre where I work. To cut a long story short, Eddie is basically a sexist bigot, and possibly one of the most annoying men I have ever met. The following elevates Eddie to biblical proportions, likening him to Jesus, although the only similarity he has to Jesus is that they are/were both men. Those who don't know me, or Eddie, probably won't have the faintest idea what I am talking about. Those who do, well.....read on and enjoy.