The Two Sheds Review

Friday, December 31, 2004

Image is Everything

It's a well known fact that in all parts of the world, image is everything, whether you are an actor, musician, politician, or a wrestler, and when one thinks of image, one thinks of Tammy Sytch.

After a stint in ECW, Tammy Sytch came to international prominence when she jumped ship, along with her boyfriend, Chris Candido, to the WWF in the mid-nineties. There, they were christened Sunny and Skip, the Body Donnas.

This gimmick didn't exactly set the world afire, at first. Although Candido was more than competent in the ring, his feud with perennial jobber Barry Horrowitz, and subsequent teaming with Dr. Tom Prichard as his "twin brother from another mother" didn't take him to the top of the tower, as it were. Instead, as time went by, more and more attention was paid to his manager at ringside.

The Natural Born Thrillaz

In the dying days of World Championship Wrestling, they were being touted as the next big superstars of professional wrestling, graduates (for the most part), of the WCW Power Plant training facility in Atlanta. The Natural Born Thrillaz were a group of young, hungry, up-and-coming stars who had the world at their feet. Unfortunately, this world came crashing down around them as WCW's high-spending in years gone by finally caught up with them. As they were being pushed to the moon and back, Vince McMahon snapped up his rival in exchange for the proverbial bag of peanuts.

But it didn't look that bad for this group of athletes. As well as buying the WCW brand name and it's vast video back catalogue, McMahon acquired the contracts of more than twenty wrestlers as well. However, even though they were relatively successful in WCW, this didn't mean that this success would transplant itself to the WWF, especially given the fact that the WWF creative team seemed intent on slaughtering anything to do with their former rivals.

So now, three years on, just what has happened to this group?

With the news that both Brock Lesnar and Bill Goldberg could be departing the WWE after Wrestlemania XX this Sunday, one name has kind of disappeared from the scene, even though he could also be on his way from Titan Towers very soon.

Farewell Wrestle-Zone!

Today is truly a sad day as far as the Internet wrestling community goes, as it was just a few moments ago that I learned that one of the biggest wrestling websites in Europe is closing it's doors, perhaps for good.

Wrestle-Zone (www.wrestle-zone.co.uk) is perhaps one of the best websites this column has appeared on. In it's prime, the site was getting over 400,000 hits a week. With a great team of writers who provided news and commentary from around the world, the site's owner, Gary Graham, established a site that ranked alongside Smash Wrestling, Pro Wrestling Daily, 1 Wrestling, and many, many more.

The Life & Times of Steven Richards

When one thinks back to the glory days of Extreme Championship Wrestling, one also thinks of the many great stars that graced Paul Heyman's renegade company - Raven, Rhyno, Tazz, the Sandman, the Dudleys, and many more. But one man who, more often than not, tends to get overlooked is Steven Richards.

For most of his time in ECW, Richards served many in the role of sidekick, often being teamed with the likes of Raven, or the Blue Meanie in the legendary Blue World Order, one of the best wrestling parodies of the nineties. But the fact that he was very often another guy's stool pigeon meant he never really had the chance to shine.

It was pretty much the same when he first arrived in the WWE a few years back. After a brief stint in WCW, and a knee injury that nearly ended his career, Richards turned up in McMahon land, and looked totally lost. For most of the time, he would be seen in the background when other things happened, or, as he did in ECW, he would parody other stars, as well as reuniting with the Blue Meanie. But the fact that he was hardly being used was a great shame.

Goldberg's Year in the WWE

Almost a year ago, Safeco Field and World Wrestling Entertainment were abuzz with the news that Bill Goldberg, possibly the last superstar WCW ever created, was finally coming to McMahon-land. Having heavily criticised the product over the past few months, and cancelled many meetings with the powers-that-be, both sides finally reached an agreement. Finally, the man that wrestling fans had wanted to see in a WWE ring since the beginning of the Invasion in June 2001 was here.

It's Rumble Time Again!

It's that time of year again, folks, when thirty of the (supposedly) top wrestlers in the wrestling business compete in one of the toughest (supposedly) matches in the history of the game, the Royal Rumble.

The Rumble is probably my second favourite pay-per-view of the year, behind Wrestlemania. As many of you probably know, I've been watching the WWE since 1989, and the Rumble match itself always held a special place in my heart, probably because unlike most other gimmick matches, it only comes around once a year, and it isn't done to death.

The first Rumble I saw back in 1990 featured a moment that will remain as one of my favourites in WWE history, and I'm not including the moment where the Warlord entered and was promptly dispatched from the ring seconds later. I'm talking about that moment.

Wrestlecrap - Book Review

In the age of the Internet, the wrestling business is more open than it's ever been. These days whenever you log onto a web site or fan forum you always read about the things that are bad about this business. However, you seldom hear such things with a great big dose of salt.

The Stone Cold Truth - Book Review

Since Mrs. Foley's baby boy put pen to paper four years ago and penned the now classic Have A Nice Day, we've seen literally dozens and dozens of biographies from wrestlers past and present, with the latest edition being Steve Austin's The Stone Cold Truth, penned with the help of Jim Ross and Dennis Brent.

It's Rumble Time Again!

20th-26th December 2004

A belated Merry Christmas to you all, as this week's Two Sheds On TV takes a look at wrestling television programming over the festive period.

13th-19th December 2004

Welcome, one and all to this week's Two Sheds On TV column. This week I am debuting a new format, brought on by the fact that the majority of TWC's output will be repeats for the next few weeks. So here goes.

29th November-12th December 2004

Monday, 29th November, 2004:
When I write my reviews of the weekly Shoot Interviews, more often than not I end up saying how great it was. Indeed, I think there's only been a couple of interviews I really didn't like.

22nd-28th November 2004

Monday, 22nd November, 2004:
As an admin for Wrestle-Zone UK, Britain's third best professional wrestling web site (after Wrestling X and the new Two Sheds Review web site, of course!), I've been posting reports from the Funk' Conservatory's weekly television show, !Bang! TV. Well, after all this time, I got a chance to see it for myself, thanks to the TWC Spotlight show, and I wasn't too impressed to be honest. While most of the wrestling was passable, and most of the production was also passable, the commentary, a vital part of the show, was definitely lacking. The main announcer was the head man himself, Dory Funk Jr, but it really was annoying to hear Funk commentate on his own match. It really spoiled the viewing, as did the constant promotion of upcoming events and training weekends, which seemed to last for entire matches at times. Dory was shilling so much he made Sanjay Bagga look like an amateur.

15th-21st November 2004

Monday, 15th November, 2004:
The Shoot Interview series delivers once again, this time with veteran WWF superstar "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. Duggan was one of those larger than life characters that got me interested in the WWF all those years ago, and it was great to hear some of the stories from his career, especially from his WWF days. I'm really looking forward to the second part of this interview next week. It should be a blinder.